Putin On The Ritz


Are You Putin Me On?


So there are elections in Russia as I write this (on Sep 19, 2021). Reports indicate that Putin’s party is winning.(1). And, there are also reports that Putin’s party is cheating.(2)

In a word, or rather two words, no kidding.


Of course the reality is that Putin cheated his way into power in the first place. And some people got mysteriously killed along the way. Nothing serious, you understand. It was just that anyone who annoyed Putin seemed to get, gosh, a touch of food poisoning. Usually involving polonium 210. Or large caliber firearms. Purely accidental, of course. Could happen to anyone.


Now he’s cheating his way into keeping that aforesaid power. And nobody is in the least bit surprised.


Oh, one curious development. One of the parties which is running against Putin’s people, and the party which has been among the most vocal about the electoral irregularities along the way has been…wait for it… the old Russian Communist Party. Yes, folks, the good old Marxist-Leninist villains of the last century now seem to be standing up for democracy and clean government.


Will wonders never cease?


Why, next thing you know, the GOP will start decrying Trump’s overt lies and Fascism. 


Or is that asking too much?


Well, we can dream, anyway.



~Michael Jay Tucker



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Sources:




1. “Early limited results in Russia show pro-Kremlin party leads,” by Jim Heintz and Daria Litvinova, Associated Press, Sep 19, 2021, https://apnews.com/article/europe-russia-elections-voting-presidential-elections-b765d71003b5e81ab347edd9144b0c2e


2. “Communists, observers report violations in Russian election,” by Jim Heintz, Associated Press, Sep 18, 2021, https://apnews.com/article/europe-russia-elections-media-vladimir-putin-aec6dc54320afa7d66df9a654c80ab77

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